When you call Me up for bratty Princess phone sex, you better expect a BRAT! I don’t give a damn about your worthless and pathetic existence. All I care about is Me, and soon that will be all you care about. Once I become the center of your piece of crap universe, you will finally feel you have meaning in life. And you do. Your meaning is to serve Me, whether we’re having bratty Princess phone sex or not. In fact, when you’re not listening to My voice, you’ll be thinking about me. When you’re at work, you’ll think about your bratty Princess. When you’re relaxing, you’ll be thinking about your bratty Princess. And when you’re hand humping (ick), you’ll be thinking about your bratty Princess. How can you not, when I RULE you. Duh!

















