It’s your favorite bratty Princess phone sex hottie. I know you’ve been thinking about me all the time since we last talked. It’s hard being so obsessed over me, isn’t it? Oh, and is there something that’s really HARD over me? Of course there is. Your stupid twig gets so hard at the thought of my snickering at your fumbling ways of trying to impress me. I scoff at you and call you names during bratty Princess phone sex, but you just keep right on calling and emailing me to tell me how wonderful I am. Yeah, I know I’m the best that you’ll ever get, but let’s get one thing straight: you’ll never “have” me. I’m a Princess and you’re a dork. Why would I want a turd? Um, helloooooo, shit for brains! Oh? 10 minutes of phone sex for 19 cents a minute! 1-800-775-5871. Did your stupid stick just twitched? Hahahaha! How fucking pathetic that you sprout wood when I tell you what a fucked up reject you are!
















